{"id":495,"date":"2010-01-26T23:39:39","date_gmt":"2010-01-27T02:39:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guillermopareja.com\/?p=495"},"modified":"2010-01-26T23:42:06","modified_gmt":"2010-01-27T02:42:06","slug":"10-senales-de-que-pasas-mucho-tiempo-en-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guillermopareja.com\/fr\/curiosites\/10-signes-que-vous-passez-beaucoup-de-temps-sur-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"10 signes que vous passez beaucoup de temps sur Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aujourd'hui, l'article est beaucoup plus l\u00e9ger que celui d'hier, de temps en temps une dose d'humour est utile.<\/p>\n

Il y a certains rituels, attitudes et mots que nous seuls comprenons, qui \u00abvivent d'Internet\u00bb et en m\u00eame temps \u00abvivent Internet\u00bb.<\/p>\n

Je vous laisse donc 10 signes qui vous pr\u00e9viennent que vous passez beaucoup de temps sur Internet:<\/strong><\/p>\n

1) Vous savez que lorsque nous parlons de SEO, nous ne faisons r\u00e9f\u00e9rence \u00e0 aucun directeur ex\u00e9cutif (PDG).<\/p>\n

2) Vous ne pouvez pas expliquer votre travail en une seule phrase et si vous le faites, vous g\u00e9n\u00e9rez toujours plus de questions.<\/p>\n

3) Quand vous voyez qu'un de vos proches utilise IE, vous voulez le convaincre de changer de navigateur ... m\u00eame si vous r\u00e9ussissez rarement.<\/p>\n

4) Quelqu'un vous a d\u00e9j\u00e0 demand\u00e9: \u00abQu'est-ce que vous trouvez int\u00e9ressant sur Twitter? VOUS NE POUVEZ PAS T\u00c9L\u00c9CHARGER MILLE PHOTOS! \u00bb<\/p>\n

5) Vous savez que CSS n'est pas Source de contre-attaque<\/a>.<\/p>\n

6) Lorsque l'Allemagne a conseill\u00e9 \u00e0 ses citoyens d'arr\u00eater d'utiliser IE, vous avez vraiment souri\u2026 il \u00e9tait temps que quelqu'un sauve le travail des d\u00e9veloppeurs!<\/p>\n

7) lorsque vous parlez \u00e0 un camarade de profession 1 mots sur 4 sont des acronymes en anglais: IP, PHP, RT, CPC, CPA, CPM, CSS, HTML, RSS, etc., etc., etc.<\/p>\n

8) Vous savez qu'une conversion ne se produit pas lorsque quelqu'un devient bouddhiste ou quelque chose du genre.<\/p>\n

9) Vous avez perdu tout int\u00e9r\u00eat pour la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision et vous trouvez choquant de voir des publicit\u00e9s sur des choses qui ne vous int\u00e9ressent pas: "Google est meilleur que la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision ... il ne me parlera pas de trafic lent si je ne veux pas ! "<\/p>\n

10) Vous vous rendez compte que la vie avec seulement de la nourriture, du WIFI et une personne \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de vous ne sonne pas si mal (dans mon cas, j'ajouterais ma guitare).<\/p>\n

Et quels autres signes trouvez-vous? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hoy el art\u00edculo es mucho m\u00e1s ligero que el de ayer, cada tanto viene bien una dosis de humor. Hay ciertos rituales, actitudes y vocablos que solamente entendemos nosotros, quienes \u00abvivimos de Internet\u00bb y al mismo tiempo \u00abvivimos el Internet\u00bb. As\u00ed que les dejo 10 se\u00f1ales que te avisan que estas pasando mucho tiempo en…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[33],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosidades","tag-internet"],"aioseo_notices":[],"yoast_head":"\n10 Se\u00f1ales de que pas\u00e1s mucho tiempo en Internet - Marketing y Anal\u00edtica Digital<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"10 Se\u00f1ales de que pas\u00e1s mucho tiempo en Internet. 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